1 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:28,288 Man. Heat is killing me. 2 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:29,889 I know what you mean. 3 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:31,558 Let's call it a day and go for a swim. 4 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:34,127 Yeah. Hi, Mr. Brewer. What do you think of the idea? 5 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,229 Hello, Maggie. Go swimming. You out of your mind? 6 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:39,232 The beaches are so crowded, not even the sardines have enough room. 7 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,401 Not to mention the garbage. 8 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,802 Good afternoon, Mr. Brewer. 9 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,370 Hello again. Hi. 10 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,840 I don't mind the meeting, but why the hell on a day like this? 11 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,741 Well, you see, it's like this. 12 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:51,945 The publishers have decided our readers have had enough of our porno reports. 13 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,813 Next week is the last article. 14 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:56,816 So the question now is, where do we go from here? 15 00:01:56,983 --> 00:02:00,120 Now, of course, they give you credit for the recent increase in our circulation. 16 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:00,954 Where's the bonus? 17 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,689 Only they think it's time we offered our readers 18 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:05,692 a fresh look at the subject of sex from a completely different angle. 19 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:09,329 And someone mentioned the recent lawsuit concerning that 15 year old girl. 20 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:13,600 The young man in the lawsuit was several years older. 21 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,902 However, he hadn't had much sexual experience. 22 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,905 So before you know it, there she was giving the fellow lessons. 23 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:21,975 I thought it was a good subject. 24 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,577 Men who are victimized by young girls. 25 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:28,615 Anyhow, after the publishers heard me out, they gave me the green light. 26 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,818 And so we're doing a report on young seducers. 27 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,354 We could begin with a story I heard not long ago. 28 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:37,357 There was this young man and a very attractive teenager. 29 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:36,482 Can she make a mountain out of a molehill? 30 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:55,935 It was so hot today I decided to cut classes. 31 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:57,270 I'm going to college. 32 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,105 You look awfully young for a college girl. 33 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,674 I've always looked younger than my real age. 34 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:02,642 What's your major? 35 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:03,776 Foreign languages? 36 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,178 German and French. 37 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,981 Oh, French. That's a nice tongue. 38 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,283 How come you're on the beach in the middle of the week? 39 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,351 You're a beachcomber. 40 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:12,185 I'm a painter. 41 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:15,755 Oh, a poor, starving artist, No, my folks are rich. 42 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,290 Oh, you live here with your parents? 43 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,292 I live alone in a little studio. 44 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,293 Here to take a look at it. 45 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:23,429 I'd love to, but I warn you, you're taking a chance. 46 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:26,666 Didn't your mother ever tell you how dangerous it was to take the girls? 47 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,636 You don't know up to your room? Yeah, but you're not that little. 48 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,772 Okay, vampire, get into my Cadillac and sink your teeth into my jacket. 49 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:33,940 I can't wait. 50 00:04:37,777 --> 00:05:07,840 You. Rosemary was putting a new twist on an old proverb. 51 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,577 If you want a horse to drink, you got to lead them to the water. 52 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:15,081 This bright little girl was invited to see his studio. 53 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:18,384 But of course, she was also dying to see his etchings. 54 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,820 Or whatever you want to call them. 55 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,121 Well, here we are. 56 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:25,425 But I'm afraid we'll have to climb five flights up to Mount Olympus. 57 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:26,659 They say no sacrifices. 58 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,828 Too great for sake of art. 59 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:29,429 Rosemary. 60 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,531 Strategy was working out beautifully. 61 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,534 Little did he suspect that he was the fly and not the spider. 62 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:38,338 Her only worry was that he might be too exhausted after climbing 63 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:41,341 five flights. 64 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:45,311 Well, we made it. 65 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:47,780 Yeah. 66 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:52,085 Hey, what's the name of that one study of a woman in dual perplexity? 67 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,187 And what's that one? 68 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:54,787 My psyche. 69 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:56,589 And a state of bonded emancipate. 70 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:59,058 How interesting. 71 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:02,061 Not even Picasso has nicer titles. 72 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:05,798 Oh, that one's sexy. 73 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,768 The inborn instinct of a male and a search for consummation. 74 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:11,437 The inborn instinct. I can see it. 75 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,706 Of course not everybody understands it. 76 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,709 Of course. 77 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,481 Don't you ever paint women? 78 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:25,017 No. In my opinion, a subject is unproductive and completely exhausted. 79 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:28,221 Maybe it's simply that you don't care for girls too much. 80 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:32,024 Wow. Isn't the view from up here fantastic? 81 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:34,527 Women don't hold any secrets for me. 82 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:37,063 Oh, maybe you haven't met women who have enough to offer. 83 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,531 I have an idea. 84 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:40,333 Why don't you try painting a portrait of me? 85 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,434 I'll be your model. 86 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:42,168 I don't think so. 87 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:45,171 Oh, give it a try, How's this? 88 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,039 Well, all right, but I'm warning you. 89 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,441 You're in for a big surprise. 90 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:52,645 So are you. 91 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:58,484 I'm going to get in the mood. 92 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:04,957 Now. Okay. 93 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:08,161 I just hope it's worth all the trouble. 94 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,495 Is that as far as you're going? 95 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:12,498 Oh, topless. 96 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:16,169 Whatever you say. 97 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,172 That you like. 98 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:24,410 You look like 99 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,413 the kind of a man a girl could trust. 100 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,349 I have a secret or two for you. 101 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,951 Yeah. 102 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,320 What secret? 103 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,923 Now. Don't tell me you're going to go bottomless, too. 104 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:37,657 Yeah. 105 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,726 I think I'll start by showing you some of my secrets. 106 00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:44,697 Something tells me I'm not going to get very far with this painting. 107 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,133 What did you say? 108 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,136 I just said, I think I'm going to enjoy painting. You. 109 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,375 Why, granny? 110 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:59,378 What big eyes you have. 111 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,882 You're drooling. 112 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:09,589 Paint! 113 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,023 Damn! 114 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:13,960 I lost my train of thought. 115 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,528 I can't concentrate anymore. 116 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,831 It's too hot in here. 117 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,834 It sure is. 118 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,868 Yeah. 119 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,871 Not bad for a guy who doesn't like to paint women. 120 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:02,041 You've just got to get to know them a little better. 121 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:05,044 Come closer. Yes. 122 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:11,784 You know all you need to know. 123 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:43,249 Oh. You. 124 00:09:55,094 --> 00:10:01,400 Oh. Oh. 125 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:50,316 Oh. Oh. 126 00:10:59,358 --> 00:10:59,659 Well, 127 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:03,362 getting back to the point of the story, Rosemary didn't learn that at any college. 128 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,731 As a matter of fact, she'd never been to college. 129 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,033 She was too young, 130 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:11,203 but she wasn't too young to teach the young man a lesson he'd never forget. 131 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,273 And if she does attend college someday. 132 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,410 Well, you've seen for yourself what admirable qualities she has. 133 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,479 And if she majors in foreign tongues, there's no doubt she's 134 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:23,482 going to be very popular. 135 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,052 Incidentally, he finally did painter. 136 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,253 And the curious part of it 137 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:30,256 is that the picture brought the recognition he'd been hoping for. 138 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,692 So, you see, everything has its brighter side. 139 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,662 Rosemary, of course, was advanced for a girl her age. 140 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:39,665 She looked much older. Yet she was just 16. 141 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:43,169 A couple of weeks ago, I read about a girl who worked at a service station. 142 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,571 Well, maybe it shouldn't be called work. 143 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,673 In any case, it was offered to regular customers. 144 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,475 They could have sex with her on the house. 145 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,444 The owner of the service station was smart. 146 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:55,147 Instead of giving presents, her discount men could have quick sex. 147 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,350 Imagine you buy gasoline and get a pretty girl. 148 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,753 At least you must admit the idea was good. 149 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,955 Look at all the junk they offer you nowadays. 150 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,791 How many car and airplane models can you collect? 151 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:08,294 And who wants to save coins or pictures of animals or 152 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:11,297 whatever it is they think up to make you want to buy their gasoline? 153 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:14,800 There's no way of making the gasoline itself more appealing. 154 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,970 A collection of coat of arms might appeal to some kid. 155 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,505 But what can you offer growing up 156 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:21,540 anyway? 157 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,910 The owner of the service station didn't regret the set up for a long time. 158 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:28,681 Word got around and business pulled. 159 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:30,876 Hey, Charlie. 160 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:33,879 Yes, sir. Come on. 2775, sir. 161 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,182 Keep the change. Thank you. Sir. 162 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,550 Service satisfactory? 163 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,419 Man, you can say that again. 164 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:40,786 Go again. 165 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,789 Sir. You bet. Bye. 166 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:44,423 All right. 167 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,424 Send the next one up. 168 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:45,791 Coming up. 169 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,794 Boss. 170 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,233 Good afternoon sir. 171 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,401 Afternoon. 172 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,101 Same as always. 173 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:56,569 Fill her up. 174 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,205 Yeah, but take your time with it today. 175 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,739 Check the battery and air pressure. 176 00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,942 Okay. I understand, sir. 177 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,311 You might as well change the oil while you're at it. 178 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,513 I did that yesterday. I'll do it again. 179 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,516 Anything you say. 180 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:15,221 Angela. 181 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:20,259 Angela. 182 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,894 What do you hear again? 183 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,163 I certainly am. You know you're amazing. 184 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,498 Where the hell do you get all the energy from? 185 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,133 I couldn't wait to get here today. 186 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,136 Remember you promised to do it the French way. 187 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,839 Yeah. Promise is a promise. 188 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:37,843 I mean, I know you don't usually do that, but we've been together so often now. 189 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,279 It's not as if I were a stranger or anything. Right? 190 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,681 Oh, don't be that way. 191 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,951 Angela. Angela. My. Angela. 192 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,188 You can't imagine how fond of you I am, 193 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,458 sweetheart. 194 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,959 Darling. 195 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,629 You undressed yet? 196 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,163 I'm wasting valuable time. 197 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:01,166 You know. 198 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,035 Sweetie pie. 199 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,236 Take off your shorts. 200 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,239 Let's cut out the talk and get down to business. 201 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,842 That's it. 202 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,845 And keep your undershirt on. 203 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,013 Okay. 204 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,782 Here I come. 205 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:20,219 Oh Angela. Oh. 206 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:28,694 Oh, Your skin is so smooth. 207 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:35,501 Oh. Yeah. 208 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,939 Wonderful. Oh. 209 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:18,577 And then. 210 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:32,291 Boom. Oh. 211 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:43,235 Oh. And. 212 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,051 Okay. 213 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:10,162 Excuse me. 214 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:17,669 Yeah. Oh. 215 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:49,168 Oh. Bye, Angela. 216 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,771 See you tomorrow. 217 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,665 What's the bill? 218 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,668 It makes it even 40. Thank you. Sir. 219 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,237 Call again sir. I sure will. 220 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,405 See you tomorrow. 221 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,408 Anytime. 222 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:35,047 All right. 223 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,181 Send the next one up. 224 00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,884 Coming up. Boss. 225 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,119 Good afternoon sir. 226 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,121 Good afternoon. 227 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,555 What do you need? 228 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,591 Clear up and check my wallet. Right away, sir. 229 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,604 Well, it couldn't go on like that forever. 230 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,305 It was simply too good to lie. 231 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,773 Somebody gave it all away. 232 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:04,776 Fired or was jailed. 233 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:09,848 This story that might fit into the theme of young girls who go around 234 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:28,901 seducing grown up men began, of all places, in a tub. The. 235 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,610 Oh, no no no no 236 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:26,124 no. I'm. 237 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,937 No no no no no no no no no no no. 238 00:20:48,113 --> 00:21:03,929 I'm. I'm. I'm. 239 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:11,270 No no no no no. 240 00:21:21,880 --> 00:22:03,155 No. Yeah. 241 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:27,346 000000000. Oh. 242 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:48,834 0000000000000000000. 243 00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:59,344 0000000. 244 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:06,618 Am I00. 245 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:53,024 No! Who could I blow up a storm with? 246 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:56,094 I wonder how our dear old chemistry teacher 247 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:59,097 would react to a private call from me. 248 00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:26,124 Yes. Hello, this is Helen Klein. 249 00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:27,859 Well, what is it? 250 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:31,730 Well, I wanted I, You know, something must be wrong. 251 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,698 If you call me in the middle of the night like this. 252 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,434 I'm all alone in the house, and I wasn't here. 253 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:38,069 Helen. You're not a baby anymore. 254 00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:40,472 Don't try to tell me you're afraid of being alone. 255 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:41,239 Oh, never. 256 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,141 I simply want to say a final goodbye. 257 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:44,342 Goodbye. 258 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,845 But, I've had enough of this, Helen. 259 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:47,646 Good night. 260 00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:49,414 Oh, but I've decided to end it all. 261 00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:51,516 So it's goodbye. What? 262 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:53,852 Yes. My number is up. Now listen here. 263 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,520 Have anything to live for? 264 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,989 You've always been an excellent student and very intelligent. 265 00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,658 What's the meaning of this absurd talk? 266 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:01,126 What I'm telling you is true. 267 00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:03,862 I won't be alive tomorrow. I've had it. 268 00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:07,132 If the overdose of sleeping pills doesn't do it, I'll jump out of the window. 269 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:08,433 What? Oh. 270 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:09,000 Forget it. 271 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,069 It's too late to do anything about it. 272 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,671 About what? 273 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,673 I've put the pills in water to dissolve. 274 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,775 We'd better talk the matter over, Helen. 275 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:17,342 Now, listen. 276 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:20,178 Get some sleep. Tomorrow there won't be a tomorrow. 277 00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,047 Nonsense. Tomorrow we'll go over in detail. 278 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:23,582 Whatever's troubling you now. 279 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,251 A girl as beautiful and intelligent as you are. 280 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,019 Masters. All our problems. 281 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:29,287 You don't understand. 282 00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:32,223 And I feel positive you think differently after our talk. 283 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:33,992 I'll be there in five minutes flat. 284 00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:35,760 I don't think it's advisable for you to come up. 285 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:38,363 Helen. 286 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:41,366 Hello? 287 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:15,900 Come in. 288 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,502 Helen. 289 00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:20,505 Yes, sir. 290 00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:27,979 Can I offer you anything? 291 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,514 A Coke? 292 00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:32,083 Yes, sir. With ice? Yes. 293 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,086 Okay. 294 00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:30,842 Would you please tell me what's got into you? 295 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,444 It's simple. 296 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,279 I'm in love with you. 297 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,313 Come here. 298 00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:38,283 Let me show you how much. 299 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,151 So that was it. 300 00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:42,887 If this is a joke, I don't think anyone is going to find it very amusing. 301 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,756 I'm going to report it to the school. 302 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:47,759 I've had enough of this business and I'll go back home. 303 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,495 This is a fabulous bed. 304 00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:54,566 I can't wait to tell all the girls what a man our chemistry teacher can be. 305 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:58,369 That chandelier is very easy to describe, 306 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,573 so they'll be willing to believe everything. 307 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,809 That it was your idea to invite me up here and seducing 308 00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:06,344 me was why you made me come. 309 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,419 And get out. 310 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,423 You have no alternative. You. 311 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,693 This is blackmail. 312 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:23,561 Don't touch me! 313 00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:25,163 I'm just 314 00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,232 a little bitch. 315 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,701 Out of my face and into your things. 316 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:32,303 Get out of here before I forget myself. 317 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:33,772 Will you let go of me? 318 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,775 Oh, that was your own fault. 319 00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:52,056 And everybody believes the little tramp. 320 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:54,259 This is what she claimed. 321 00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:57,262 She was desperate when she finally learned what the teacher wanted. 322 00:29:57,695 --> 00:30:00,865 She bitten, scratched so that he sent her away without harming her. 323 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,969 So girlfriend brought the truth to light later on. 324 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:08,473 Teachers are always in danger of becoming the object of a conspiracy 325 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,009 if they don't keep a strong hold on themselves. 326 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,244 I heard the story of a piano teacher the other day. 327 00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:14,045 That's terrific. 328 00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:16,815 It will show you what sweet, innocent girls are capable of. 329 00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:29,093 Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. 330 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,162 Now play the last bars once more. 331 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,165 Susan. 332 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,238 Very fine. 333 00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:42,974 And now comes the etude. You were supposed to practice for today. 334 00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:44,242 But didn't you practice? 335 00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:45,310 Of course I did. 336 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:48,313 All right. 337 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:49,113 Susan. 338 00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:52,116 For heaven's sake! 339 00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:58,022 This photograph. 340 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,391 Where did you get it? Why don't you think it's nice? 341 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:01,092 I brought it along. 342 00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:03,862 Especially to give it to you as a present. 343 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,029 As a present for me? 344 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,865 Because I think you're such a wonderful teacher. 345 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,868 And I wanted to ask you to make me a present of a picture of you like that. 346 00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:13,571 A photograph of the nude. 347 00:31:13,771 --> 00:31:15,473 Don't have any. 348 00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:17,175 But where could I have some taken? 349 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:19,878 I made mine all by myself with my Polaroid camera. 350 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,312 I could make some of you if you like. 351 00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:23,681 I have my camera and a flash there in my briefcase. 352 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:27,886 But I'm not as well proportioned as you are, Susan. 353 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,889 I think your body's very beautiful. 354 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:43,101 And no know. 355 00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:46,204 Na na na na. 356 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:59,550 Pull down the other one. 357 00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:15,867 Please look the other way. 358 00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:43,461 Susan. 359 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:46,464 Take off your things. 360 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:57,435 Susan, darling. 361 00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:03,141 Come closer. 362 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:47,819 Oh. I. 363 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,535 Oh yeah. 364 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:15,213 Oh 00000. 365 00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:24,622 Oh Oh 366 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,960 Oh. Oh. 367 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:37,668 Oh oh. Oh. 368 00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:43,774 So. I hope you enjoyed yourself. 369 00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:45,143 I'm not coming anymore. 370 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:45,476 Right. 371 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:46,644 My parents telling them 372 00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:50,381 you refused to give me piano lessons, but there's no reason I should, Susan. 373 00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:52,917 Maybe not for you, but I have a boyfriend. 374 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:56,087 And instead of you giving me lessons from now on, I intend to make it with him. 375 00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:58,956 Have I made myself clear? 376 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:01,959 Quite. 377 00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:10,468 It's amazing the ingenuity of a teenage girl. 378 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:13,571 I remember the tale about a well developed 15 year old girl. 379 00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:15,640 A very fascinating story. 380 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,609 I'm sure you won't hear anything like it ever again. 381 00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:21,546 It's a real knockout. Hello, boys and girls. 382 00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:24,649 Today I want to tell you the story of the Princess and the pea. 383 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,885 Once upon a time, there was a princess. 384 00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:30,621 Her father, the king was a real sugar daddy. 385 00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:32,957 He gave her all the lollipops she wanted. 386 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:35,826 And she loved to suck lollipops. 387 00:36:35,826 --> 00:36:37,929 But the princess was still unhappy. 388 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:39,931 You see, she had one obsession. 389 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,466 She adored sitting on pins. 390 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:44,468 He gave her all the peace she wanted. 391 00:36:44,468 --> 00:36:48,639 Oh, but alas, she longed for just one tremendous piece to sit on. 392 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:51,842 So she would secretly travel throughout the countryside in a coach 393 00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:55,513 in search of a handsome prince with a real big pea. 394 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,683 Well, one fine morning, a fearless prince traveling in her 395 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:01,686 direction saw her and fell in love with her immediately. 396 00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:03,354 But she didn't notice. 397 00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:06,357 She was daydreaming about a big pea. 398 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:10,261 Then she sensed a stare and she smiled at him shyly. 399 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:13,231 He returned her smile and thought, is my fate sealed? 400 00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:35,786 However, she had but one thought. 401 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,923 Does he have a big pea? 402 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,459 She had to do something to find out. 403 00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:44,462 She knew the prince would come to her aid if she were in distress. 404 00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:47,298 So she decided to try opening the window of the coach. 405 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:50,601 She tried and tried and finally looked at him in despair. 406 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:54,272 He saw her 407 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,241 rosy cheeks and hastened to her aid. 408 00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:00,011 The good prince couldn't wait to please the lovely maiden. 409 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,313 She seized the opportunity and asked. 410 00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:03,781 Have you got a big pea? 411 00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:04,782 You bet I do. 412 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,817 Then do sit down next to me. 413 00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:08,452 Your wish is my command. 414 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:12,023 They traveled side by side for a while, both yet to shy to speak. 415 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:16,093 But finally she asked him about his pea, and if it was a great big pea. 416 00:38:16,093 --> 00:38:17,428 Could she sit on it? 417 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:20,765 Well, the handsome prince agreed, and he gave it to her. 418 00:38:21,098 --> 00:38:23,901 The princess sat, relishing the large size of his pea. 419 00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:26,904 The coach rocked, but she remained firmly on the pea. 420 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:31,142 Yet somewhere deep inside of her, she knew that although it was truly large, 421 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,144 she longed for far mightier ones. 422 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,646 Her eyes strayed. 423 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:38,749 Where would you find a pea big enough to satisfy her desires? 424 00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:42,720 She could not disappoint 425 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:46,023 this handsome prince who had so willingly given her his pea. 426 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:47,692 How could she tell him? 427 00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:50,695 It would never do? 428 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,732 Prince, however, loved the princess. 429 00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:57,735 He was enraptured by her sitting on his large pea. 430 00:38:57,935 --> 00:39:00,071 For all he cared, she could sit on it forever. 431 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:02,073 If she so desired. 432 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:04,108 But he could not control himself much longer. 433 00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:05,910 He knew his love could not be contained. 434 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:08,913 So he opened up and his love gushed forward. 435 00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:11,916 She, however, returned the back to him. 436 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,685 She could never become his mistress, she said. 437 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:17,688 She must continue her search for the largest pea. 438 00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:28,099 The princess decided to take another route. 439 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,868 But the prince, whose thirst for her was not quenched. 440 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,103 Followed her. 441 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,238 She looked back at him nostalgically. 442 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,574 After all, his pea was really big. 443 00:39:56,827 --> 00:39:58,863 I like a girl who is hard to get. 444 00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:00,030 Well, you got me. 445 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:03,000 What now? 446 00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:20,484 Let's take a walk. 447 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:23,521 One last one to the stream is an egg. 448 00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:30,661 Come back here! Oh! 449 00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:33,664 Come here. 450 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:38,936 No! Let go of me! 451 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:51,649 Let go! Oh! 452 00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:25,483 Oh. No! Oh. 453 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,375 No. I've got you. 454 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:54,378 Oh! What a man. 455 00:41:57,081 --> 00:42:02,019 Please. I'm. 456 00:42:06,924 --> 00:42:10,561 In. I'm. 457 00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:27,011 And they lived happily ever after. 458 00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:30,014 There's a marvelous story I could add to the series. 459 00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:33,050 It concerns a football player and a young girl. 460 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,418 He comes from Denmark. 461 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,421 Oh, but I warn you, if you sues us, it wouldn't be surprising. 462 00:42:38,455 --> 00:42:40,457 That's nothing to worry about. 463 00:42:40,457 --> 00:42:44,795 Or any similarity to living or deceased persons is pure coincidence. 464 00:42:44,795 --> 00:42:47,798 Okay, suppose we call him Larsen. 465 00:42:48,332 --> 00:42:51,168 Larsen decides to go to an electrical appliance store 466 00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:52,870 since he wants to buy a new hi fi unit. 467 00:42:56,874 --> 00:43:00,010 Oh, look, that's that Danish football player. 468 00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:01,412 Don't tell me I haven't met him. 469 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:04,415 He lives in your house, 470 00:43:07,618 --> 00:43:09,420 The simplest operation. 471 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,990 It's very easy and gets the best technical equipment on the market today. 472 00:43:13,223 --> 00:43:14,358 Simply do like that. 473 00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:16,660 I see the matter of a second. And music? 474 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:19,997 The likes of which you've never heard before, will encompass like that. 475 00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:22,833 That's it. You just have to know how it's done. 476 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:25,302 It's only important to know what button you have to push. 477 00:43:25,302 --> 00:43:27,204 Could I get a word in? 478 00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,172 Yes, please. 479 00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:31,008 Thanks. Please excuse me if I take up your time. 480 00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,210 But a battery is all I want. All right. 481 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:35,713 Thanks. Thanks, Larsen. 482 00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:38,682 Oh, it needs a new battery. 483 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,419 Yes. But with the battery 484 00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:45,956 still working as far as I can see it's still functioning. 485 00:43:46,423 --> 00:43:49,994 Oh but I've been using it an awful lot and I don't want it to stop working 486 00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:51,695 in the middle of things. 487 00:43:51,695 --> 00:43:53,664 I mean it won't work forever. 488 00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:56,667 Right. 489 00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:58,636 Well I'll fix it for you. 490 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,671 Thanks. 491 00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:02,640 When are you going back to Denmark, Larsen? 492 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,440 Next week. 493 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,443 There. 494 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:07,711 That should do it. 495 00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:09,680 It's too thick. Right. 496 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,782 That one's for grown ups. 497 00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:14,451 This one's for the little ones. It'll fit. 498 00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:14,985 Yeah. 499 00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:17,988 Okay. 500 00:44:24,795 --> 00:44:25,429 Here you are. 501 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:27,431 Thank you. How much? 502 00:44:27,431 --> 00:44:29,700 All it costs is 125. Great. 503 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:32,269 Thank you. Bye. Have fun. 504 00:44:32,269 --> 00:44:33,070 That's life. 505 00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:35,072 Practice makes perfect. 506 00:44:35,072 --> 00:44:38,208 Yes. Well, now this the battery. 507 00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:41,211 I mean, this record player. 508 00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:10,741 Who the hell could that be? 509 00:45:13,110 --> 00:45:16,113 Check him out. 510 00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:38,602 All right, I'm coming. 511 00:45:38,602 --> 00:45:40,871 Can't even work out in peace. 512 00:45:40,871 --> 00:45:42,272 Yes, please. Hello, Larson. 513 00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:45,275 I just wanted to ask you about the record player you bought today. 514 00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,177 I'm going to buy a new one myself. 515 00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:48,445 I adore music. 516 00:45:48,445 --> 00:45:50,914 It's my favorite pastime. 517 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:52,316 Vet and physical culture. 518 00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:55,152 Well, now you saw it yourself. 519 00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:58,155 Remember this morning, blue? 520 00:45:58,222 --> 00:45:59,890 Yes, now I remember. 521 00:45:59,890 --> 00:46:02,893 Come on in a moment. I'd love to. 522 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,962 That salesman was a real square. 523 00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:07,631 I haven't seen anyone blush that much in years. Who knows? 524 00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:09,633 Maybe he just had a bad conscience. 525 00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:12,035 Today's businessmen. 526 00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:15,038 Well. 527 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,741 What kind of music would you like to hear? 528 00:46:17,741 --> 00:46:20,210 Oh, I'll leave that to you. All right. 529 00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:22,813 You can't imagine what some kids are capable of. 530 00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:25,549 Last week, a girl called here because you wanted my autograph. 531 00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:27,017 I said okay. 532 00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:29,620 She came up, and the minute I faced the other way, 533 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,322 she took off all her things. No. What you wanted. 534 00:46:32,322 --> 00:46:33,824 She wanted to dance for me. 535 00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:35,659 So I put on a record of salami. 536 00:46:35,659 --> 00:46:37,261 We'll see if sex is let. 537 00:46:38,862 --> 00:46:39,696 Yeah, but. 538 00:46:39,696 --> 00:46:42,699 Yeah. Oh. 539 00:46:48,705 --> 00:46:50,474 The minute I saw you, I thought so near. 540 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:51,542 And yet so far. 541 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:52,943 Why not make friends? 542 00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:55,479 Mind if I take this up? 543 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:58,482 No. Go right ahead. 544 00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:02,753 Oh. Oh. 545 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:05,756 With biceps like that, I bet you're as strong as a horse. 546 00:47:06,223 --> 00:47:08,258 I'm as strong as a horse in every respect. 547 00:47:08,258 --> 00:47:09,560 Seeing is believing. 548 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,563 Come here. 549 00:47:33,116 --> 00:47:35,085 Larson, could I ride on you? 550 00:47:35,085 --> 00:47:36,086 Came a little horse. 551 00:47:36,086 --> 00:47:38,755 Woman. Down. Boy. 552 00:47:38,755 --> 00:47:41,892 Giddy up! Oh. 553 00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:46,930 Yeah. 554 00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:51,902 Oh, I like that. 555 00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:55,472 Yeah, I like beautiful style. 556 00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:57,174 I no wild beast. 557 00:47:57,174 --> 00:48:00,177 I'm going to throw you. 558 00:48:00,744 --> 00:48:03,547 Ha ha ha! 559 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,550 You are a wild one, aren't you? 560 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,652 Yes, I am. 561 00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:11,655 And I'm about to tame you. 562 00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:14,858 Yeah. 563 00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:29,640 You won't be able to walk after this first lesson. 564 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,175 Seeing is believing. 565 00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:33,844 Well, you asked for it, 566 00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:46,690 I'm starting to get nervous. 567 00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:51,194 You starting to get excited? 568 00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:01,371 What have we here? 569 00:49:01,371 --> 00:49:04,374 My beautiful stallion. 570 00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:26,697 Now it's your turn to ride me. 571 00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:34,004 Yes, ma'am. 572 00:49:41,311 --> 00:50:10,173 Okay. Oh. 573 00:50:21,284 --> 00:50:22,152 After sports. 574 00:50:22,152 --> 00:50:25,155 Let's turn to the theater. Here comes Romeo. 575 00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:26,857 No matter yet. Be gone. 576 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,860 I'll be with you straight. 577 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,032 Well, Juliet, I will lie with you tonight. 578 00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:37,801 Let's see if I means. 579 00:50:37,801 --> 00:50:38,668 Oh, Mr. 580 00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:41,671 fell off Swift. 581 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,841 To winter in the thoughts of desperate men. 582 00:50:44,841 --> 00:50:49,679 I do remember an apothecary and hear about a 12 which late I noted 583 00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:54,518 in tattered weeds with overwhelming brows, curling of symbols meager megawatt. 584 00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:57,454 His looks sharp. Misery had worn him to the bones. 585 00:50:57,454 --> 00:51:00,991 And in his needy shop a tortoise hung, an alligator stuffed, 586 00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:04,227 and other skins of evil shaped fishes. 587 00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:07,297 And about the shelves a beggarly account of empty boxes, 588 00:51:07,531 --> 00:51:10,500 green earthen pots, bladders and musty seeds. 589 00:51:10,634 --> 00:51:13,203 Remnants of pack thread were thinly scattered. 590 00:51:23,113 --> 00:51:26,116 Showers at that hick stand were even worse than the hams. 591 00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:27,784 So after that afternoon performance 592 00:51:27,784 --> 00:51:30,787 for school girls, Romeo prefer to bath at home. 593 00:51:30,887 --> 00:51:31,922 God damn it! 594 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,891 Wait a minute. 595 00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:41,431 I'm. I'm in that fucking bathtub. 596 00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:54,377 Oh. Excuse me. 597 00:51:54,377 --> 00:51:56,346 Could you give me your autograph, please? 598 00:51:56,346 --> 00:51:59,049 Be very glad to 599 00:51:59,049 --> 00:51:59,950 forgive this. Get. 600 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,852 I was taking a bath. 601 00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:03,753 What's your name? I'm Christine. 602 00:52:03,753 --> 00:52:05,255 I loved you as Romeo. 603 00:52:05,255 --> 00:52:07,357 Well, that's a lovely name. 604 00:52:07,357 --> 00:52:10,360 Pretty Juliet. 605 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:23,306 Remember to 606 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:41,992 Okay. 607 00:52:47,731 --> 00:52:50,667 I wrote you something by, 608 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,302 You like me? 609 00:52:52,302 --> 00:52:53,436 Well, yes. 610 00:52:53,436 --> 00:52:56,673 I mean, ain't you a little bit too young for this sort of thing? 611 00:53:00,310 --> 00:53:03,046 Oh, I bet you love juice. 612 00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,549 Yes, but that wasn't all. 613 00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:08,552 Yes, but you know. 614 00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:18,695 You're familiar? 615 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,776 Why the hell don't ring the doorbell? 616 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,947 Oh, and I always thought you were nice. 617 00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:39,349 Well, I be you're right back with the police. 618 00:53:39,349 --> 00:53:40,984 You want. 619 00:53:40,984 --> 00:53:43,220 And because of her, it was a real scandal. 620 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:46,623 Let me tell you the funny story of a brat who seduced an English student 621 00:53:46,623 --> 00:53:49,593 before he had any inkling of what was happening. 622 00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:02,072 Not so many splendored thing. 623 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:09,679 Oh. Falling in love again. 624 00:54:09,946 --> 00:54:12,949 Never wanted to. 625 00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:20,590 Man, he gives me goose pimples. 626 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:21,758 He goes to college. 627 00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:24,127 But he doesn't seem interested in the facts of life. 628 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:27,130 What a dope. 629 00:54:30,567 --> 00:54:32,802 I'm in the mood for love. 630 00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:35,805 Simply because you're near me. 631 00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:38,375 Hello, Mr. Peters. 632 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:41,378 Home already? Have a nice day. 633 00:54:41,911 --> 00:54:42,178 Yeah. 634 00:54:42,178 --> 00:54:45,181 I suppose you're a busy little 635 00:54:45,315 --> 00:54:46,082 have to be. 636 00:54:46,082 --> 00:54:48,351 Mama doesn't give me any pocket money if I'm not. 637 00:54:48,351 --> 00:54:50,720 Well, don't work too hard. Money is the root of all evil. 638 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,922 I can think of things more evil than money, Mr. 639 00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:55,458 Peters. I'd like to discuss them with you sometime. 640 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,760 You'd be surprised. 641 00:55:00,096 --> 00:55:01,631 The hell is he talking about? 642 00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:04,601 Scary creature. No. 643 00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:22,452 I wonder if junior got the hint. 644 00:55:22,452 --> 00:55:25,455 Well, he who hesitates is lost. 645 00:56:14,971 --> 00:56:16,740 I think I'll push my luck. 646 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,541 Come in. 647 00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:19,542 It's me. 648 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:21,778 Ellen. 649 00:56:21,778 --> 00:56:23,880 Well, 650 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,482 what's the matter? 651 00:56:25,482 --> 00:56:27,751 I'd like to have that discussion now. 652 00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:30,720 If you're thinking what I'm thinking, then stop thinking it. 653 00:56:30,954 --> 00:56:35,558 And besides, I have a lot of theories I want to put into practice. 654 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:37,394 You're playing with fire. 655 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,662 You're much too young. 656 00:56:39,662 --> 00:56:41,664 How's this? 657 00:56:41,664 --> 00:56:43,032 And this? 658 00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:45,502 But I could teach you a thing or two. 659 00:56:45,502 --> 00:56:46,069 My precious. 660 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:48,104 If anybody found out, I'd be locked up. 661 00:56:48,104 --> 00:56:50,473 And I hate prisons. Inside or out. 662 00:56:50,473 --> 00:56:53,410 Okay, go. Beat it. 663 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,978 Is there something wrong with you? 664 00:56:54,978 --> 00:56:57,981 Don't you like women? 665 00:56:58,381 --> 00:57:01,351 This is a good psychiatrist. 666 00:57:01,351 --> 00:57:03,019 A book on sex might do the trick. 667 00:57:04,788 --> 00:57:07,791 Maybe one like the Kinsey Report. 668 00:57:08,825 --> 00:57:10,627 I ain't got no feelings. 669 00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:12,162 I like you. 670 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:15,165 Oh, cut that out, Ellen. Why? 671 00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:23,773 If you don't take the initiative, I will. 672 00:57:23,773 --> 00:57:25,675 Now, listen, Ellen, I study law. 673 00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:27,410 You're underage. I'm not. 674 00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:29,746 I've got more to lose than my virginity. 675 00:57:29,746 --> 00:57:31,448 I've nothing to lose. 676 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:34,184 I see but 677 00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:35,351 nevertheless, I. 678 00:57:35,351 --> 00:57:38,721 Just because you're a couple years older than I am, you're afraid. 679 00:57:38,755 --> 00:57:40,990 No, no, that's not it at all. 680 00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:41,791 It's just that. 681 00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:44,627 It's just that I'm not in the mood. 682 00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:46,463 You're panic stricken. 683 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,730 All right, you little bitch. 684 00:57:47,730 --> 00:57:50,700 You win. 685 00:58:41,985 --> 00:59:22,392 Hey. Hey. Man. 686 00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:55,425 Oh! I'd like to tell you 687 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:58,428 the story of a girl who was mad about hitchhiking. 688 01:00:28,157 --> 01:00:29,192 Would you give me a lift? 689 01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:30,960 Otherwise, I would have you. 690 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,795 Thanks. 691 01:00:32,795 --> 01:00:33,930 Closed the door. 692 01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:35,198 I don't want to lose you along the way. 693 01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:47,877 This is a comfortable way to get to school in the morning, isn't it? 694 01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:49,412 That depends on the car and the drive. 695 01:00:49,412 --> 01:00:50,713 Satisfied today? 696 01:00:50,713 --> 01:00:52,448 Suppose I answer that one a little later. 697 01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:53,950 I'll keep my fingers crossed. 698 01:00:53,950 --> 01:00:56,019 Oh. What time do your classes start? 699 01:00:56,019 --> 01:00:58,287 It's been about an hour. Been an hour? 700 01:00:58,287 --> 01:00:59,155 Look at that weather. 701 01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:01,691 What do you say we stop somewhere and take a walk in the woods? 702 01:01:01,691 --> 01:01:04,460 Why not? As long as you get me to school on time. 703 01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:05,762 I'd hate to play hooky again. 704 01:01:05,762 --> 01:01:06,663 I'll get you there. 705 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:08,965 Just because I have a ride doesn't mean I like all the driving. 706 01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:09,866 Well, what about me? 707 01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:12,869 I think you're nice. 708 01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:17,874 I just love convertible 709 01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:20,877 better than school. Hey. 710 01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:57,840 You. You. 711 01:03:50,726 --> 01:04:12,515 And. Oh! Ooh! 712 01:04:18,754 --> 01:04:22,258 Oh. Oh 713 01:04:51,087 --> 01:04:56,792 000 Oh 714 01:04:58,027 --> 01:04:59,896 Now I guess you're thinking here he comes with this 715 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:02,899 sportsman again. 716 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,438 Face to face. 717 01:05:09,438 --> 01:05:12,074 Faith, faith, faith. 718 01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:12,742 Hey, faith. 719 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,744 Wish I could take a second. 720 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:17,313 Hey hey hey, can you take a second? 721 01:05:17,313 --> 01:05:19,849 Hey, hey, hey, take a second, second, second. 722 01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:25,021 See this? I can take you back. 723 01:06:12,034 --> 01:06:13,502 Hey, you guys, come over here. 724 01:06:13,502 --> 01:06:13,936 Come on. 725 01:06:13,936 --> 01:06:16,939 Hurry up! 726 01:06:17,606 --> 01:06:20,042 Look. 727 01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:22,111 Who are they going to like us when they find out 728 01:06:22,111 --> 01:06:25,081 we're watching? Hey! 729 01:06:26,048 --> 01:06:28,351 Oh, that bad man. 730 01:06:28,351 --> 01:06:30,186 He's gaining speed. 731 01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:32,254 I wonder who is going to reach the finish line first. 732 01:06:32,254 --> 01:06:35,257 Yeah, it looks like they're at the stretch. 733 01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:46,736 After so much sport, why don't we make a night of it? 734 01:06:46,736 --> 01:06:47,903 Well, I've got the time. 735 01:06:47,903 --> 01:06:50,539 We got the money, I've got some. 736 01:06:50,539 --> 01:06:51,807 I got the money. You got the girls? 737 01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:54,043 No trouble there. That's what you always say. 738 01:06:54,043 --> 01:06:55,878 I know one is enough for the four of us. 739 01:06:55,878 --> 01:06:57,513 Movies galore. 740 01:06:57,513 --> 01:06:58,748 Where have you been? Keeping it. 741 01:06:58,748 --> 01:06:59,949 I see all day. 742 01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:02,385 You'll have to provide a specialty. 743 01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:05,021 I'll bring the liquor. Yeah. The lady, like some stew. 744 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:05,588 Is the drink. 745 01:07:11,927 --> 01:07:14,363 I bet she's not going to come home. 746 01:07:14,363 --> 01:07:15,731 Wait and see. Maybe she will. 747 01:07:15,731 --> 01:07:16,365 Yeah. 748 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:17,400 Oh, boy. 749 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,403 Spiders! Here comes our fly. 750 01:07:20,636 --> 01:07:22,071 What's she look like? 751 01:07:22,071 --> 01:07:22,705 Knockout! 752 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:24,840 You ugly bastard! You haven't had a girl for so long. 753 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,776 You say Frankenstein's daughter was a knockout? 754 01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:28,177 He wasn't kidding. 755 01:07:28,177 --> 01:07:30,980 Boobies galore. Really is a bird. 756 01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:32,214 That's a new one. 757 01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:34,984 Oh, well, this is Judy. 758 01:07:34,984 --> 01:07:36,285 Come on, say hello, boys. 759 01:07:36,285 --> 01:07:38,521 Hiya, babe. Oh, hi. 760 01:07:38,521 --> 01:07:40,089 Would you like a drink? 761 01:07:40,089 --> 01:07:42,558 Thank you. One, 762 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:44,460 scotch. One scotch. Coming up. 763 01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:46,328 I'll make it a double. Pint of beer, please. 764 01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:47,963 Here you are. 765 01:07:47,963 --> 01:07:48,931 Thanks. 766 01:07:48,931 --> 01:07:51,901 You will do your health, gentlemen. 767 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:54,870 Chin chin, chin on the hat, 768 01:07:56,705 --> 01:07:58,607 Look at the way she copes that down. 769 01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:00,843 She does everything wholeheartedly. 770 01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:02,178 Everything. 771 01:08:02,178 --> 01:08:04,547 Wow. I 772 01:08:04,547 --> 01:08:05,881 am not bad. 773 01:08:06,849 --> 01:08:07,149 Well. 774 01:08:07,149 --> 01:08:08,384 What now? 775 01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:11,187 Didn't anyone think of bringing music with a beat? 776 01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:14,090 I'm not going to dance to that same beat. 777 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,357 Coming up. Ma'am. 778 01:08:15,357 --> 01:08:17,493 Anything to please the little lady. 779 01:08:17,493 --> 01:08:18,828 That? Yeah. 780 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:20,930 Yeah. Judy. Dance for them like you dance for me. 781 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:21,330 Yeah. 782 01:08:21,330 --> 01:08:22,665 Clean Judy for us. 783 01:08:22,665 --> 01:08:25,234 Well, if you insist. 784 01:08:25,234 --> 01:08:28,237 Give it to Judy. 785 01:09:00,569 --> 01:09:02,471 And she really turns me up. 786 01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:04,740 She's everything I told you, isn't she? 787 01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:06,342 That remains to be seen. 788 01:09:06,342 --> 01:09:07,643 You promised us more. 789 01:09:07,643 --> 01:09:09,845 Be patient, my boy. 790 01:09:09,845 --> 01:09:12,848 Good time. 791 01:09:17,553 --> 01:09:20,523 Yeah. 792 01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:30,232 Hey, Judy. 793 01:09:30,232 --> 01:09:33,235 Take them off. 794 01:09:42,711 --> 01:09:51,420 Oh! Jesus. 795 01:09:52,888 --> 01:09:55,891 Hey! What did I tell you? 796 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,803 Just. 797 01:10:19,248 --> 01:10:20,316 Happy? 798 01:10:20,316 --> 01:10:23,319 Yeah. 799 01:10:44,139 --> 01:10:46,141 Ain't those hot pants too hot? 800 01:10:46,141 --> 01:10:47,109 Take them off. 801 01:10:47,109 --> 01:10:59,722 Yeah. You. 802 01:11:05,227 --> 01:11:08,063 Too. Then it's getting hot. 803 01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:11,066 You two are enjoying some. 804 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:03,919 Fresh. Dry. 805 01:12:06,221 --> 01:12:12,494 Food. Do. 806 01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:24,006 Oh, I've had it. 807 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:26,308 That was great. You were sensational, Salome. 808 01:12:26,308 --> 01:12:27,443 Sense couldn't have been better. 809 01:12:28,444 --> 01:12:30,179 In the Middle Ages, they would have burned a witch. 810 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:33,182 Like I would have jumped into the flames to save her. 811 01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:37,586 And now you pay for your supper. 812 01:12:43,092 --> 01:12:43,759 Well. 813 01:12:43,759 --> 01:12:46,095 Who's first? 814 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:49,098 Come on. You. 815 01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:54,870 Well. 816 01:13:50,125 --> 01:14:05,140 Yeah. You. 817 01:14:26,328 --> 01:14:29,331 Know. 818 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,061 Tell me, weren't 819 01:15:33,061 --> 01:15:36,031 you an active sportsman until just a few months back? 820 01:15:36,098 --> 01:15:36,965 Which reminds me. 821 01:15:36,965 --> 01:15:39,501 Why aren't you on the legitimate stage before you came here? 822 01:15:39,501 --> 01:15:41,703 Well, I admit I used to be a schoolteacher. 823 01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:43,872 As for me, I've never owned a service station. 824 01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:45,207 No. You were a customer. 825 01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:46,675 Oh, please. 826 01:15:46,675 --> 01:15:49,678 Please. 827 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,146 Don't tell me. 828 01:15:51,146 --> 01:15:53,815 Mary was a piano teacher. 829 01:15:53,815 --> 01:15:56,351 And, Weren't you once a painter? 830 01:15:56,351 --> 01:15:56,919 Yeah. 831 01:15:56,919 --> 01:16:00,656 How did you know? Yes. 832 01:16:00,956 --> 01:16:03,392 I found some records in the archives that'll interest you. 833 01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:03,725 Thanks. 834 01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:06,728 I'll be right up. 835 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:09,798 I'll be right back. 836 01:16:09,798 --> 01:16:11,300 Stick around. Okay. 837 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:17,839 For the two of us, we have good artists. 838 01:16:17,839 --> 01:16:19,474 I believe in commission. 839 01:16:19,474 --> 01:16:26,982 You sure? You? 840 01:16:28,383 --> 01:16:29,718 Yeah, yeah. 841 01:16:29,718 --> 01:16:32,654 This is absolute wealth. Burn. 842 01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:35,657 So I'm taking you on. 843 01:16:36,391 --> 01:16:38,393 Above all good 844 01:16:38,393 --> 01:16:39,294 ones, I know. 845 01:16:39,294 --> 01:16:39,728 Look, young. 846 01:16:39,728 --> 01:16:42,230 If you're in just the right party. 847 01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:45,067 Ready? House phone lift, and then no mouse.